Still here.

Wasting away, on my wacko diet. Just kidding....last night I broke down and had a chicken melt and cherry coke from Steak & Shake. I swear, it was the best sandwich I have ever had in my entire life. Chicken. Cheddar. Bacon-ey goodness.

I'm eternally grateful that I'm not doing this because my health depends on it. My heart goes out to restricted-diet folks everywhere. I don't know how they do it.